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Here Comes The Sun
Happiest Seaside Town in America
Occasionally my brain feels like it's floating in a jar of dill and vinegar brine, stored in a glass jar, sitting on a shelf in a dark closet, and waiting to be transplanted into the head of the New Genome. Some days begin that way. Not all days, of course. If all days began that way, it would constitute a Code 10 situation. But today is one of those days and trending is not positive.
I realize that steps must be taken and not just any steps but the proper steps through the proper channels. Can't just allow the trend to continue or one day soon I'll find myself on the edge of a cliff, similar to Carlos Castaneda, and I don't have the benefit of a shaman spiritual guide on my side. You remember Carlos and his spirit guide, Don Juan. You should remember. His book is what got us where we are today. Better look it up is my suggestion.
And so I've decided to take proper steps through the proper channels, as Jeeves put it, and I'm taking Ms. Wonder to Southport. Just in case it isn't obvious, let me explain by saying that Coastal Living Magazine once named Southport as one of the top 10 finalists in their search for America's Happiest Seaside Town.
Let's take a moment here for station identification and say, in the interest of transparency and full disclosure that the Coastal Living editors were listening to Jimmy Buffet and sipping margaritas while making their decision.
Wonder loves Southport and I reckoned what could be better than a Sunday afternoon in the happiest seaside town in America. And now, this happy little village will be the temporary home of Ms. Wonders's latest photography exhibit, "Ships of the Cape Fear River." That's right. Having completed a successful showing in downtown Wilmington, the exhibit has gone on tour. But if you can't make it to Southport, you can see the entire collection here: Ships of the Cape Fear River
From now until the end of June, Southport will showcase those incredible abstract images of the magnificent ships that leave the Atlantic and enter the Intracoastal Waterway about a stone's throw from the High Street.
Wonder isn't alone in loving happy seaside villages. I'm sure Coastal Living Magazine wouldn't spend time looking for them if they weren't popular with a host of discerning vacationers. Many well-known personalities spend time here when they require freshening. Don't worry, I will not allow myself to fluff up the content by dropping names--not the Genome style; I will only pass along this one little note of general interest by saying that, according to locals, Cher's yacht crew wears the uniform of the Italian navy. Curious, don't you think?
I fully expect that after spending a few hours in the sun, walking the boardwalks through the salt marsh, breathing the air that Cher breathes, I'll be catapulted into a new dimension and the brain will be working with the usual efficacy if that's the word I'm looking for. The ability to perform as desired or expected? I'll ask Wonder, she'll know. She knows everything.
It's my understanding that Napoleon often took a little time for himself to walk on a quiet beach and consider his next move. If it worked for him, I'm sure it will work for me.
Watch for the next post with the word "Southport" in the title. I know how you love to follow my little adventures and I promise to tell you all about our sojourn, leaving nothing out, and including a few photographs to illustrate. Until then, stay safe, and by any and all means stay happy.
Of Mosquitos and Meditation
Waterfalls and Waking Up
"I could say the same about you," said the Wonder.
"Countless waterways drain from these lofty hills accounting for more waterfalls per square mile than any other area east of the Mississippi and one of them, Whitewater Falls, on the border with North Carolina, is a contender for the title of Tallest Waterfall in the East.”
"I know all this, of course," said Wonder. "After all, I've read all your travel articles."
Tens of thousands of visitors come to the Southern Appalachians each year to search for these waterfalls—a ritual repeated globally, wherever hills and streams are found. There are multiple reasons for this universal pilgrimage but I like to think that the underlying reason for most of us is that it just feels good to stand near the plunge basin of a large fall due to negatively-charged ions being 50% higher there and those neg-ions are proven to be mood enhancers.
Wonder nodded in agreement. "It's true, there's something magical about being near a waterfall. The sound of the water, the mist, the energy that surrounds you. It's like nature's own therapy session."
We continued our hike, taking in the stunning scenery and the sound of rushing water. We reached the top of the fall and took in the view. "It's hard to explain why we chase waterfalls," I said. "But I think, at the end of the day, it's about the thrill of the chase and the feeling of being alive. And that's worth it all."
As we stood there, taking in the beauty of the Chattooga, I couldn't help but feel a sense of euphoria. It was as if the neg-ions were working their magic and I felt a new man, reborn by the power of the waterfall. And I knew, I'll be chasing waterfalls forever.
"It's transformative, Poopsie. I feel like a new man."
"And what about the feeling that you're extra baggage and that life has no point?"
Gone like the wind," I said, and I twirled around like a ballerina, almost losing my balance and feeling the goose for it.
"Sorry 'bout that I said. Don't want to startle you. But I do have a new spring in my step and a song in my heart."
"Then let's keep chasing happy memories from now 'till the church bell chimes," she said and I remember thinking that I liked the way she put it.
"So let it be written; so let it be done," I said.
"Engage!" she said.
Hotel California of Blogs
Even without a mood disorder, you may find yourself teetering on the edge. Simply put, life comes hard and fast, and if you're not ready for it, your mood can go from sitting on top of the world to the bargain basement with no stops in between.
But fear not, my friends! I've found a way to navigate the absurdities of life and I'm here to share my secrets with you. You see, I've discovered that the key to surviving the constant barrage of life's demands is to find a bit of humor in it all. Like a beacon in the darkness, a good laugh can guide us through the darkest days.
That's why I write this blog, to share the moments of levity that I find in my daily life. From the ridiculous conversations I overhear on the bus, to the hilariously bad customer service I receive, I share it here on these pages. My hope is that by sharing my laughter, I can help you find a little bit of joy in your own life.
I don't want to give you the wrong idea; finding something to laugh about when you're up to your neck in the soup isn't always easy. But with a little experience, it gets easier, and when you can smile about it, you're in a better position to cope.
And so I write about my real life but try to emphasize the lighter side. My hope is that you will find something in what I write to make you smile too.
So come along for the ride, and let's explore the world of stupid humans together. Who knows, you might just find that the images and scenes I share will hold meaning for you too, and together we'll create a world that's more Zen than the usual reality.
Let me caution you that once you become accustomed to my world, there will be no going back. It's like the Hotel California of blogs, you can check out but you can never leave.