artist--Michael Parkes
Today everything changes and without warning. It seems only yesterday the atmosphere in Native Grounds was quiet, meditative, serene. Then the foundations of hell started shaking and I wouldn't have been surprised if the Recording Angel had appeared taking names. I have moved in time and space to a new morning launch pad. I partake of a cup of steaming earlier in the day and I start a few furlongs further up Fayetteville Road at Sutton Station.
Coffee was over by 7:00 this morning and the guests of Dulce had scattered to their morning occupations. Some were texting on Interstate 40, some were jogging the American Tobacco Trail (it's a Durham thing), and some were serving and protecting. I was walking meditatively along the Woodcroft Walking Trail. I was alone.
It is a sad but indisputable fact that in this imperfect world the Genome is doomed to walk alone--if the earthier members of the community see him coming in time to duck. Not one of the horde of coffee hounds had shown any disposition to qigong with me. One regrets this.
Except for a slight bias toward exaggeration, which leads me to embellish almost everything that's not nailed down, the Genome's is an admirable character and, oddly enough, it's toward the noble side of my nature that most people object. Of the manic Genome, they know little if anything; it is the Genome who espouses compassion for all, realistic optimism, immersing the self slowing and deliberately in his environment, and a fierce determination to never eat pine needles; this is the Genome everyone avoids.
Still, on this fine morning, strolling under a shady canopy of oak and holly, the Genome was not sorry to be alone, not entirely: for there was something on the mind calling for solitary thinking. The matter engaging the attention was the problem of what on earth had happened to Gladys, the Witch of Woodcroft. Two days had passed, or was it three, since I left her in Dulce uploading her latest poems to Ketchum's Korner for final testing of that new site on the Web. And since that moment, she has not been seen nor heard from and I was at a loss.
Perhaps not entirely a loss because I have a dark suspicion that this has something to do with recent cosmic events. You are surely aware that the Summer Solstice put in an appearance some few days ago and immediately after, the Supper Moon popped up on the horizon. 'So,' you may ask yourself, 'what about it?' Well, I'll tell you what about it.
Have you ever noticed that there is a tendency in the public announcements to get it base over apex? Take the weather for instance. I've already mentioned that this very morning was the picture of clemency, if that's the word I want--light, bright, blue, all the trimmings. And yet, this same morning was accused by the National Weather Service, of being surly and a little unruly. See what I mean?
Now consider Y2K, if you can remember that far back. On New Year's Day, 2000, the world was supposed to shut down. Armageddon in some form or fashion. Before that there was harmonic convergence, when planets lined up and the resulting effect on gravity would put wrinkles in Joan Rivers' brow. Ms. Rivers, however, still bears her youthful countenance. Only a year or so ago, we had two predictions for the End of It All, in the same year. And I'm sure that I don't have to tell you that most of us Survived the Mayan Apocalypse. 'So,' you are still asking yourself, 'where is the Genome going with this?'
Throw your mind back to that Solstice and Supper Moon. It's not that hard. It's only been a few days. Well, I heard a Cosmic Scientist interviewed on NPR and that CS assured everyone that there was no need to worry. There would be no brown outs, no Internet interruptions, no visitors from other realms. I know! How scary is that?
The mind of a man who has undertaken a mission as delicate as saving the world from total destruction is necessarily alert. Ever since I heard that scientist telling us, as it were, to remain calm and move in an orderly fashion to the exits, I knew the final adventure was started. This calm announcement, although startling to me, did not deprive me of my faculties. On the contrary, it quickened them. My first action was to meet with Gladys to discuss what was to be done. She agreed to move in her mysterious ways wonders to perform and report back to me with a plan. But since that day, she has vanished completely.
Her non-appearance was all the more galling in that the superb mental faculties of the Genome had just completed in every detail a scheme for propping up the Universal status quo and I was desperate for her critique. Her absence left me feeling like one of those Civil War generals who comes out of the command tent with a plan of battle all mapped out and finds that his army has strolled down to the riverbank and joined in a pig-picking. You will understand now when I say that the Genome's map was sicklied o'er with the pale cast of thought.
Moving through the arched recesses of the oaks that line Woodcroft Parkway, I was deep in contemplation of the mysterious disappearance of this Gladys, when a voice suddenly addressed me.
"Hey!"
I started violently. Wouldn't you?
"Anyone about?" said the voice.
A pale face surrounded by dark hair full of twigs and leaves was protruding from the a near-by camellia bush. If memory serves, it was a candy-stripe. The camellia I mean. I drew closer, breathing heavily. The symptoms were those of the missing Gladys--long hair braided, draped around the upper torso and thrown casually over the left shoulder. But that was as far as the semblance got. We Genomes are quick to get the picture and I saw what this apparition was up to immediately.
"You pie-faced gazooni!" I said with some heat. Not great, but it was spur of the moment. "Where do you get this stuff, popping out of the shrubbery and yelling at people when they're in deep thought. Is this wise? Is this the procedure? Is this a system?"
"Sorry," said the head. "I just wanted to get your attention so we could discuss the fate of the world and all that. You know?"
"And who are you supposed to be?" I asked already sure of the answer.
"I'm Gladys," said the head.
"Ah," I said, "Gladys. Then perhaps you can tell me the meaning of 'a pale parabola of joy'."
The head was silent.
"Or, perhaps," I continued, "you might elaborate on 'the silibant, scented silence'."
Somewhere in the depths of the forest a squirrel chirruped.
"No more imposture," I said wagging a finger. "I am a friend of this Gladys and had a long conversation with her only a few days ago. You will get no cooperation from this mortal."
"Oh Hell," said the voice. "What are you going to do now?"
"Do?"
"Now that I've appeared willingly, I must remain on this side until you give me your leave."
"Oh yes, I remember something about that. The rules of engagement for natural and supernatural and all that. Well, I have no need of your services, so I don't intend to delay you. Leg it now is my suggestion."
"You mean that?"
"Certainly."
"You don't want three wishes?"
"Three wishes!" I said and I may have chuckled when I said it. "I don't need anything from the supernatural realm. I'm set. I have Catherine the Great. I have the cats, Uma, Empress of Chadsford, and I have Beignet, Sagi Mtessi, Abbie Hoffman--no, not that Abbie Hoffman--and I have Eddy Spaghetti. Supporting the whole thing on either end is Comrade Jenny and Dr. Kate. What more could I ask?"
"You are well stacked," said the head. "I probably shouldn't tell you this but your resolve causes a lot of concern in the Underworld."
"And well it should, Maalika, if you don't mind my using the informal."
"Oh, I can't tell you my name," she said, "against all protocol."
"Of course," I said. "Well, off you go then."
"Thanks," she said, "you're an ace."
"Oh, hush," I said.
Disconcerting as the whole thing was, my thoughts turned immediately to the whereabouts of Gladys. Where in the realm of the Rogue Star might she be. Time is short and growing shorter each day. If anyone has any information about the location of the Woodcroft Witch, please leave a comment on this post. Anonymity will be safeguarded except when the interest of national security is jeopardized.